Tuesday, February 16, 2010

Popstar - A cartoon about Teen Idols and American Idol Auditions

Popstar is a funny animated parody of American Idol, describing the rise and fall of teen idol superstars.



The song 'Popstar' was written and performed by Hania Lee

Made from the Aniboom Eyedoll competition.



******** LYRICS*********

So you wanna be a popstar

Do you have what you will need

A set of big bazookas and an ass no one can see

No voice required

No brains nor style,

If you are smart, stardom may take a while...



You're a doll.

A puppet with strings.

If they say 'fly' you better get yourself some wings.

Literally.

Do you even know what literally means?

(of course you don't)

You're a pop star to be - a pop star to be...

SO you wanna become famous?

Put your face on TV?

Well first you have to pay a writer,

Then learn how to groove - hang on -

Don't groove, Just stick your ass out and move

(hopefully to the beat)

And then smile that perfect smile -

Made by computers.



You are now a popstar

No effort involved!

Fireworks! Stage Performers!

And now behold your fans

People just like you

Sucked in by your boobs ...

Oh how cool!

You're a Popstar...

You're a Popstar...

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